...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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