im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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