We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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