Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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