Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i would punch a child for taco bell
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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