I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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