It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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