Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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