super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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