I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Someone signed my nipple.
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