I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
