I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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