How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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