That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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