Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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