Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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