Non-Jews are for practice
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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