is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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