do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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