I just pynch a tree in the face
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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