She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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