Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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