i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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