Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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