I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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