only if we run a train.
done.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
True strength comes from lack of pants
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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