You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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