Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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