Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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