I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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