My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
This girl is more easily done than said...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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