Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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