so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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a search helicopter?!
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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