I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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