did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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