Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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