dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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