You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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