Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I didn't notice because vodka
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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