WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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