Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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