David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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