Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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