guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The air was thick with penises
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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