Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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