no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He did a backflip because drugs
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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