Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just gargled with NyQuil
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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