I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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