You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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