Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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