Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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