Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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