sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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