Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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