atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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