I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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